Things To Live By...

While we are on the subject of quotes, here are my favorite little quotes and sayings~*~*~*~

"People are never 100% satisfied"
"People forget what you said.People forget what you did.But people never forget how you made them feel."
"People never say, "It's only a game", when they're winning."
People who think they're out of this world always make you wish they were.
People would enjoy life more if, once they got what they wanted, they could remember how much they wanted it.
Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike.
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; for it becomes your destiny!!!  
We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Don't be a BEN brother, should have been, would have been, could have been, or might have been.
When it seems that someone has shattered your dreams....pick up even the smallest of pieces and use them to build bigger and better dreams.
Love is like water; We can fall in it. We can drown in it. And we can't live with out it.

Fools look to tomorrow, wise men use tonight.
Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

An English professor announced to the class; "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool."From the back of the room a voice called out, "....... so, what are the words?".
Be careful of the words you say.And keep them soft and sweet. For you never know from day to day.Which ones you'll have to eat.
Be of use, but don't be used.
BIRTHDAY BELIEF SYSTEMS Idealism: Happy Birthday. Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday. Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday. Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday? Taoism: It's everybody's birthday. Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound? Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me. Sarcasm: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Never fear shadows... they simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.